Somewhat Weird Fortunes

 

Someone can read your mind.
Oh yes?  Be rather nice to know who...

What you left behind is more mellow than wine.
::blinks::  I never have quite understood this one.
This one shows up at the Weird Fortune Collection, too.

Alas!  The onion you are eating is someone else's waterlily.
This one is also over at the Weird Fortune Collection,
funnily enough with the same lucky numbers.  I promise
I scanned this one myself, though.

Explore your own world together with your friends.
Oh, pleeeeease can't I explore someone else's world
by working together without my friends?


Mostly Quite Normal Fortunes


You are always welcome in any gathering.
Oh.  Thanks.  I think this one was my mother's,
which makes more sense, as she is an Aries.


^_^ Hope so.

You tend to be practical and analytical.
No.  No, I don't think I do.

Get your mind set--confidence will lead you on.
Um...  okay.  Will do.

Rest has a peaceful effect on your physical and emotional health.
Do people really need to be told this?

You or a close friend will be married within a year.
This one didn't come true.

You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.
This is one of my absolute favourites, because
it is exactly what I want to do...  sort of cross between
Bertie Wooster's aunt Dahlia and Andy Warhol...

Your blessing is no more than being safe and sound for the whole lifetime.
The Fortune Cookie gods know what a
Cancerian likes to hear.

A faithful friend is a strong defense.
I hope I won't often have to prove this.

You have foresight and imagination.
Imagination, yes.  Foresight, I don't quite think so.

With a little more hard work, your creativity takes you to great heights!
This is reassuring...  I think.

You are full of hopes about your future.
Heh.  Yes.
 
 
 

[mistacat @ brainferrets]