Some people claim that waffles are a group unto
themselves.  To them, the food groups are waffles,
jerky, peaches, swiss cheese, and chocolate.  -- Corinna
 

<MistaCat> Cats are evil sadists.  Anyone who draws cute
           cuddly kitty-poos has never had a kitten
           climb up his or her leg.
 
 

<Astron_> Shave your head and streak across the 50 yard
          line during half time of the Super Bowl.
* MistaCat comes back with some chocolate, "The
  streaking I might just do, but not the shaving my head
  bit."
<Astron_> I don't ask for much, your life or your
          ability to ever go in public again.
<MistaCat> You'd have to show me where the 50 yard line
           is, though.  <pauses> How I grew up
           surrounded by football fans and only learned
           the sign for a touchdown, I'll never know.
<Astron_> No dice.
* Astron_ slaps his forehead. "It's in the M.I.D.D.L.E."
 
 

* Shadaer looks around paranoidically.
 
 

I've got this gas fireplace in my bedroom.  There's a
warning sticker in the top.  'Warning:  Hot while in
operation'  --MistaCat
 
 

<MistaCat> It scares me when twelve year old girls say
           to me, 'What do lesbians do?'
<Shalarn> Huh?  How often does _that_ happen?  :)
* MistaCat gigglers. Well, twice in the last five
  months. It was the same girl, though;)
<Shalarn> Oh, good :)  I mean, good thing it was the
          same one.  We wouldn't want an epidemic of
          them.
 
 

<Casi_> You aren't helpiiiiing.
<Astron_> I wasn't tryiiiiing.
 
 

<Casi_> Oyasumi, minna-chan....
<Astron> Hasta manana mi hermana.
<Astron> Ha!  Fight nasty language with nasty language.
* Jacandra FDL. What?
* Casi_ laughs.
<Astron> You speak to me in odd tongues, and I'll speak
         to you in odder tongues.
 
 
 

PeleStardust: What do you say when someone says,
             'Rabbits are an endangered species.'?
Kyndrill: Hmm . . . "So are flies"?
 
 

Kyndrill: Cat politics are just weird.
 
 

Kyndrill: Eiaioiarllhn makes my eyes hurt.
 
 

I wanna be an atom! --MistaCat
 
 

<Jacandra> What's a turtle?
<MistaCat> I knew a turtle with a mohawk, once.
<Astron> A large, furry, aquatic moo cow.
 
 
 

<Astron> JJL?  Juicy Jumping Lollypops.
<Astron> SWF?  Skanky Western Fruitjuice.
<Astron> Stop saying those things.  I'm forced to
         respond...
<Jacandra> HGL? KOQ? NAX?
* Jacandra smiles innocently.
<Astron> Hailing Gay Lamps.  Kinky Old Quirk.  Nasty
         Ass...Nasty Ass...damn Q was bad enough.
<Jacandra> Xylophones!
<Astron> Yeah!
 
 

<MistaCat> I put my hand down on a kerosene heater,
           once.
<Astron> Idiot. :P
 
 

<MistaCat> "new baby kittens"...  double oxymoron...
           does that take it back around to being
           correct?
<Astron> if two wrongs don't make a right, then three
         must.
 
 
 

Feodoga: Hello, and welcome to Fiona's Fantastic
         Psychological Hotline!!!! If you are suffering
         from multiple personalities, please press 8, 9,
         and 1.  If you suffer from obsessive compulsive
         disorder, please press 3 repeatedly.  If you
         are suffering from deja vu, please press 4.  If
         you are suffering from deja vu, please press 4.
         If you are suffering from deja vu, please press
         4...
((Feodoga/Fiona is a friend from Ireland.))
 
 
 

<Shalarn> Maybe when I'm older I'll get a ferret instead
          of a kid.
 
 
 

<Astron> Poor memory.  Does it hurt when you have to
         perform complex tasks?
<Astron> Tying your shoes must be a bitch...
<Spring_Haze> I have Velcro shoes so ha!
<Astron> Even worse.
<Astron> Sittin there trying to figure out how velcro
         works.
 
 
 

* MistaCat laughs: How many travel agents have YOU heard
  suggest a visit to scenic Llyddumlmunnyddthllywddu
<Shadaer> Two.
 
 

<Melorea> What's wrong with you?
<Astron_> In what department?
<Melorea> Nevermind.