It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
Dee is for lots of things.
Five is a demon.
All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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The Bible contains
six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments
to
heterosexuals. That
doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more
supervision.
Never judge a man till
you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've
got his shoes,
and you can say whatever
the hell you want to.
Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
All suspects are innocent until proven Discordian in a Court of Chaos.
You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
This is the most amazing loaf of bread I've ever owned.
Only the lavender prairie dogs know the key to unlock the secret of the tumble-weeds.
Take thee this thing covered with that stuff and give it unto that guy, that he may do things with it.
May the road rise up and fall on you.
How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
Okay, something here's really fucked up.
Tyger, tyger, burning bright, in the forests of the night; what immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?
Well, Katrina likes it.
The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
jemmy
ist ijuy
starry
pfeffil dratsing neo hundil jerhume
la
malenky meskra ist maening la mort skerry
terpsichore
mas za! hain mas zil!
kai
ist mort, pero xev ist vin
pfeffil
qe tristil
div
dos hren nritil?
You
DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
You see, without
that little doohicky, the universe stops.
Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
If you can't see the fnords, they can't eat you.
Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.
cats are evil sadists
This statement is false.
Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
Everything is true -- everything is permissible!
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
Strike any user to continue.
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
Question reality.
"Here's what I know," said the physicist. "If we lived in a microscopic world, trucks would crash into walls, fly apart and then reassemble perfectly on the other side of the wall. This has been proven."
Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
Of
course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
You can't be late until you show up.
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
I wish you humans would leave me alone.
That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
Everything you know is wrong!
Be excellent to each other
Don't speak about Time, until you have spoken to him.
It's all in the mind, ya know.
Mmm. I forgot about that.
Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
Paranoia doesn't mean the whole world really isn't out to get you.
There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
Blessed are they that run around in circles, for they shall be known as wheels.
Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
Never try to outstubborn a cat.
There's someone in my head, but it's not me
I
know the road, I know where it goes; that's why I'm going so slow...
Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
People are blinky
Did you know that if you were a kangaroo, you couldn't be a mailman?
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
Wake up, the whole world's gone...
No man is an island,
but then no man is a potato salad, either.
What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.