On the morbid bunny club: [01:07:40] MistaCat11: If I had the self-discipline, I'd do something similar. I don't know /what/... maybe just boxes of random things. [01:09:05] Kyndrill: That would be great :) [01:09:21] MistaCat11: ::nods and hrms:: [01:10:23] MistaCat11: I wonder how many monthly clients the bunny person has. Aside from Neil Gaiman. [01:10:50] MistaCat11: Oh, oh! http://www.merckvetmanual.com/mvm/index.jsp [01:10:59] MistaCat11: And this is beautiful. http://aakre.mystarband.net/panini2d.jpg [01:12:18] Kyndrill: [01:12:22] Kyndrill: At . . . both :) [01:12:30] MistaCat11: ::claps her hands:: [01:12:47] MistaCat11: I'd have to know a lot about the people I was sending boxes to, if I did that... [01:13:27] Kyndrill: Or, people could tell you things about who they want them sent to. [01:13:33] MistaCat11: That too. Hrm. [01:13:47] Kyndrill: I love the vastness of that place in the picture. [01:14:36] MistaCat11: I'm probably really not reliable enough for that. Maybe I could assemble boxes and then sell them. 'This is the anti-me box. If you hate pre-Raphaelite art and the Sisters of Mercy, this box might be for you." A book a month. Doesn't matter what sort; just whatever. 1953 Electrician's Manuals and such. A word a month. A foreign word a month. Mix CDs gumball machine things pencils pens candy thrift store finds anything; costume jewelry, broken dolls, whatever old magazines old records random art information. lots of it. BARF, raw foodism, no vacc, hydration, everything RAW lectures buttons pins just random shit stationary for made-up businesses an anthology where each story is torn out and sent to someone different animal parts audio cassettes taped off the radio video cassettes taped off the tv, just random things. maybe in Spanish. and Hindi. Kyndrill: Local channels would be cool to send to someone far away . . . some kind of really boring book on electrics or something, each chapter torn out and sent to someone else Sati photographs toy animals stickers fake flowers dried flowers zines tiny jam/baby food/mustard jars, empty or filled with twigs or something (a la Hunt the Thimble and the pot, in The Liar) spontaneous stories Mom Blakeman's Creamed Candy (in winter) two mix CDs a month; that's easy, so everyone gets one, or gets both "You could get a knife, because MC likes buying knives but doesn't really need that many." "There's no telling what you might get; an issue of Bon Appetite from 1976, a CD of Italian techno, some candy. If MC likes it, or thinks you might like it, or hates it and wants it out of her house, it might be in your box." [01:25:50] MistaCat11: This business needs a name... Trufflewig Something... [01:25:56] MistaCat11: I gotta finish the dishes. Wah. [01:26:05] cforrester11: Trufflewig Gives You Her Stuff? :> [01:26:12] cforrester11: *frowns* [01:26:26] MistaCat11: Heh. Trufflewig Gives You Stuff. [01:26:29] MistaCat11: Not fun, but clear :> "You might like to tell me if things like broken dolls or animal parts freak you out. If opening the box to find a toy spider is going to throw you into hysterics, make a note of it. I certainly don't want to terrify anyone. Disturb, maybe. Terrify, no. Religious objections, too; if astrology or divination or photographs of people are against your religion, say so. Any of these might be in a box, so if they're not for you, please tell me." "Tell me your interests. My list would be something like this [link to txt of lj interests]. Tell me your dislikes. Mine would be something like 'Two-headed creatures. Pink (except for hair-dye). The US in the 1950s. Alcoholics. Commercial pet food.'] [01:13:14] MistaCat11: I was trying to think of things I don't like and having trouble. ::adds "alcoholics":: [01:13:47] Kyndrill: Hmm . . . yeah, that is hard . . . [01:13:59] MistaCat11: Well, things I don't like so much that I wouldn't want them sent to me in a box. [01:14:23] MistaCat11: Really the only things there I would definitely not want to receive would be two-headed creatures and alcoholics. [01:15:08] Kyndrill: "I have no use for alchoholics; kindly do not send them to me." "Some of the money goes to the cats, in that this money goes into my bank account and I feed the cats (and my indoor animals) out of that. If you want to donate directly to the Trufflewig Feral Cat Colony, go here [paypal link, or other options]. 100% of donations goes to those cats. If you live in my area, you can also donate newspapers, blankets, straw, wheatgrass seed, your freezer-burnt raw meat, any other raw meat you may have (I'd love to have deer carcasses; rabbit, squirrel, quail, and anything else you may have would be great, too)." Letters typed on a typewriter, on strange letterheads. [01:25:47] MistaCat11: There could be a variation on the normal sending-stuff-to-people thing . . . if they live in my area, we could arrange spy-like mail drops. [01:25:59] Kyndrill: Ooer . . . [01:27:39] MistaCat11: "Your box is waiting for you behind the third bottle of lamb drench in the meds aisle at Southern States." Hee. [01:28:01] Kyndrill: Haha, that would rock :) [01:28:21] Kyndrill: Oh, if you had agents in every city and such, it could be like that for everyone :) [01:28:25] MistaCat11: Ooo! [01:28:34] MistaCat11: I'd have to pay them. [01:29:12] Kyndrill: Maybe they'd do it 'cause they think it's cool, though :) [01:29:43] MistaCat11: Maybe... it'd be a little unfair to have them do stuff without paying them, though, since *I* would be being paid... [01:30:51] Kyndrill: Hmm . . . yeah . . . [price] - a book a month; you have no choice in what sort of book it is [price] - a book a month; you have choice in the type of book, and you get other things that you have no choice in